I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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