he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
It's blow job season.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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