I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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