We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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