Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Randomize
