I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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