remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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