My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
i think i just lost a toe
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize
