Acid is not a monday night drug
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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