This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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