i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
