I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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