STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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