I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The uberlube is also flammable
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I need water and some morals
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