my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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