And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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