The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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