I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
