Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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