some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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