Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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