My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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