Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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