I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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