i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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