i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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