where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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