I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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