How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Randomize
