called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
and you fell through a lawn chair
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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