It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i was born a porn star she said
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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