She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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