i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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