i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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