Jerry, you need to find god
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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