5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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