You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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