You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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