this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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