And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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