awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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