you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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