A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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