You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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