Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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