i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I can't turn off my feet"
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He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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