When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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