just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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