You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
youre lurking in front of me
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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