youre lurking in front of me
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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