his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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