We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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