so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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