I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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